December 2009
1 post
November 2009
1 post
October 2009
1 post
September 2009
7 posts
August 2009
8 posts
June 2009
5 posts
I'M BACK
Hi readers! I’m back. Ready for some inspiration? Let’s go!
December 2008
1 post
Play solitaire like the lonliness isn’t killing you on the inside.
November 2008
17 posts
Blast your music like your neighbors won’t leave you nasty, passive aggressive notes.
Sleep around like you won’t get pregnant.
Burn candles like you won’t burn the house down from knocking one over because you’re drunk, god, you’re always drunk you asshole.
Eat turkey like you won’t pass out from all the tryptophan.
Wear low-cut shirts like no one’s going to call you a slut behind your back.
Go tanning like you’ll never get melanoma.
Tell bad jokes like people won’t roll their eyes at you.
Go barefoot in the shower like you’ll never get a fungus.
Guzzle soda like you’ll never get adult onset diabetes.
Run through the woods like you won’t get Lyme disease.
Have sex like you’ll never catch herpes.
Drink like you’ll never get cirrhosis.
Eat like you won’t get fat.
Sing like no one is listening.
Work like you don’t need the money.
Love like you won’t get hurt.
Dance like no one’s watching.